Once there was a Russian tree
and she loved a little boy
and everyday the boy would come
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Thom Dunn is a Boston-based writer, musician, and utterly terrible dancer. He is the singer/guitarist for the indie rock/power-pop the Roland High Life, as well as a staff writer for the New York Times’ Wirecutter and a regular contributor at BoingBoing.net. Thom enjoys Oxford commas, metaphysics, and romantic clichés (especially when they involve whiskey), and he firmly believes that Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" is the single greatest atrocity committed against mankind. He is a graduate of Clarion Writer's Workshop at UCSD ('13) & Emerson College ('08).
This Is The Creative Process
Make-Your-Own Superhero Movie, MAD LIBS-style
Mac Sabbath is your new Master of Reality
I have lots of complicated feelings when it comes to tribute bands. On one hand, people want to hear stuff they like, and that's entirely respectable. On the other, my belief in creativity and originality wavers when I see tribute bands selling out venues and going on tour just for pretending to be another band (seriously, have you seen how many professional Beatles cover bands there are out there? And that's to say nothing of Bad Fish). On the third hand, as a musician, I completely understand the impulse to get together with your friends and play some music that you enjoy and also make money while you're at it.
And then there the Weird Tribute Bands, towards whom I have absolutely no misgivings (obviously; I play in an all-male post-rock Lady Gaga tribute band, who the hell am I to judge?). Bands like Mini KISS (all members have dwarfism) and Lez Zeppelin (all female). And now, there's something even better:
Mac Sabbath, the world's first and only (so far) McDonald's-themed Black Sabbath tribute band.
You know what they say: nothing can kill the Grimace.
The 5 Stages of Inebriation (circa 1868)
More proof that Australians are crazy. From the State Library of New South Wales:
The photographs illustrate drunkenness in five stages, played by a male subject in a studio. Possibly commissioned by a local temperance group for educative purposes, the photographs may also have been used by an engraver for illustrations. The penultimate frame of the drunk in a wheelbarrow resembles S.T. Gill's watercolour 'Ease without Opulence', 1863 (PXC 284/30). The printed studio mark on reverse reads "Photographic Artist. C. Pickering, 612 George Street, near Wilshire's Buildings, Sydney"
It's also possible that these images were commissioned in response or relation to the Drunkard's Punishment Bill, introduced by New South Wales Premier James Martin in 1866.
Now that all that history's out of the way...I don't know, I think it's pretty accurate.
Brighten Your Day With Reverse-Nude Photography
Trevor Christensen is a Utah-based photographer who had the brilliant idea to take nude photographs. As in, he himself would be nude, and he would photograph people (with their permission, obvi). Hilarity ensues.
From the artist's statement:
As a photographer I’m deeply interested in the experience subjects have during portrait shoots. When I guide subjects through the process of making their photo, I seek to create a calm, comfortable environment where they can be at ease in front of the camera. Despite my best efforts, subjects often feel a sense of vulnerability during the process. No matter the scenario, this power imbalance seems like an almost inescapable part of the experience.
The photographer/subject paradigm is one of inequality. Nude Portraits is about leveling the playing field in an unorthodox way. Instead of focusing on bringing the subject to a place of ease, where I am, this project brings me to a place of vulnerability.
This vulnerability is achieved by making portraits without clothing. These are nude portraits in the sense that I, the photographer, am nude, while the subject is not.
Take a look below. And oh, fair warning — totally safe for work.
This Is What Black People Need To Do If They Want Authority Figures To Treat Them With Respect
Compare with...
And yet, we don't see this...
All comics (which are separate, but thematically connected) written and drawn by Matt Borrs.
The Secret 9/11 Subtext of Anna Kendrick's Pitch Perfect; or, the Barden Bellas were an Inside Job
OPEN YOUR ACA-EYES, SHEEPLE.
The Strange Forgotten History of Thomas Edison's Anti-Gravity Underwear
So this is a thing that happened.
Okay so it didn't actually happen, but in 1879, The London Punch was so fed up with Edison's ubiquity that they published this series of cartoons, figuring that their lighthearted attempt of futurism really wasn't that far off from reality.
I, for one, am rather disappointed that Edison's anti-gravity underwear never actually came to fruition. After all, it's not like Edison ever shied away from stealing other peoples' ideas and claiming them as his own...
LEGO Han Solo, LEGO Mal Reynolds, & LEGO Peter Quill Walk Into A Bar...
Can we have an entire movie of these three hanging out? Kthx.
The Forgotten 1980 Chinese STAR WARS Comic Book Adaptation That You Always Wanted But Never Had
Asian entertainment bootlegs and knock-offs are nothing new, but this Star Wars adaptation from 1980 is pretty amazing nonetheless. Maggie Greene, an assistant history professor at Montana State University, recently unearthed this gem at a market in Wen Miao. The adaptation takes the form of a lainhuanhua, which is the name given to small palm-sized collections of sequential drawings which typically featured stories and legends from Chinese history. Less manga than picture book, this still doesn't explain how or why someone came to create an unauthorized re-telling of Star Wars in this format, but it's nonetheless awesome.
The storyline is essentially accurate; if you want to read it for yourself, you can check out Nick Stember's English translation of the entire 142-page book on his blog. Now, while the plot might remain consistent with the film that we all know and love, there are some, erm, aesthetic freedoms that have been taken. Namely with everything except for Vader, Treepio, and Artoo (I particularly enjoy the weird Cold War fashion take and the...well, you'll see). Here, have a look for yourself...
Read MoreIn Which CALVIN & HOBBES Deconstructs The American Educational System
Happy first-week-of-school, suckers.
And here are a few more fun education-based bits from throughout Calvin & Hobbes history.
Jeff Mangum + John Malkovich = NEUTRAL MALKOVICH HOTEL
My friend Jeremy is one of the most wickedly funny people I know. His previous venture White Bored Funnies provided me with endlessly entertaining stick fingers for several years, and now he's outdone himself once again with one of those stupidly brilliant ideas that you hate yourself for not thinking of first (that is, if you're the kind of person with a similar sense of humor and taste of music as me).
Enter: NEUTRAL MALKOVICH HOTEL, my new favorite meme. Neutral Milk Hotel lyrics superimposed over screenshots from John Malkovich movies. It's like The Diaries of Anne Frank meets Being John Malkovich. It's everything I've ever wanted.
He'll be adding more as he goes on, I'm sure, but you can check out the Neutral Malkovich Hotel tumblr right now for all your carrot flower needs.
Alien Contact: A Comic on Gender Roles
Someone posted this on Facebook, and it was too wonderful not to share. It's humorous, it's insightful, it's poignant, and there's a sexy alien. What's not to love?
This comic was originally posted on The Robinhead and created by Holly Robin.
Read MoreMost Common Causes Of Death By US State That THEY Keep Covering Up
Frankly, I'm kind of disappointed in Massachusetts for being so susceptible to something as lame as Death by Wind Farms, but then...what else don't I know about the vast global conspiracy?!
As for my other home state of Connecticut, I actually think that the frequency of deaths by antimatter is fairly common knowledge.
Same with Florida. Everyone knows that Florida is the leading cause of everything wrong with Florida (and most things wrong with the rest of the world as well).
UPDATED: This map was originally created by Moe Lane (with a little inspiration from Slate), and not whichever lousy Lame-Metal band that one of my Facebook friends liked. Thanks, Moe, and sorry for stealing all of your traffic from Tor!
"Life Begins At Fermentation"
I'm not sure how I discovered the work of Richard Stevens, but I've been immensely enjoying his cartoons. Maybe it's the self-aware pretentious nerd inside of me, but this one...this one speaks to me, man, you know?
"Regulations Governing Mountain Climbing Expeditions in Nepal Relating to Yeti" (1959)
Here's a fun little gem, courtesy of Retronaut: advice from the US Embassy to American tourists in Nepal regarding the Yeti, from 1959. I especially appreciate the 3rd rule, wherein the ambassador acknowledges that, yes, okay, we don't actually have any proof of the Yeti's existence yet, but you still have to follow these guidelines, and also if you happen to find any substantial proof of Yeti claims, would you kindly pass them on to the Nepalese government?
I don't know, man, I smell a conspiracy. Unless...that awful smell is actually the Yeti itself?
"This Video Seems Silly, But It Makes A Good Point"
It's no big secret that I have an odd relationship with clickbait-y headlines. There's value to them, because they work — but the trick is in finding the right balance between intriguing your audience, and just plain pissing them off.
With the launch of ClickHole today, and particularly with the video below, I think The Onion has found the perfect equilibrium.
That was beautiful, man.
Orange Is The New Cat
Princess Leia's 22nd Birthday Was An EPIC Party, Yo
A (very) short film directed by Chronicle director Josh Trank, who's just been tapped to direct one of the upcoming Star Wars stand-alone spinoffs. Sure, this fun little clip is more than seven years old now, but we can only hope that his contribution to the Star Wars universe is even half as awesome.
Thanks to The AV Club for the find.